Tuesday, August 18, 2009

How to get sick

This is a rerun from last fall. I'm home with three sick kids and am trying hard NOT to get sick, but it isn't easy when I am doing so many of the things on this list, especially number four. Repeatedly.

1. Go grocery shopping

2. Become sleep-deprived

3. Limit water intake

4. Get sneezed on by a 2-year-old

5. Consume less than one apple per day

6. Air travel

7. Visit your local elementary school

8. Wash your hands less than a billion times a day

9. Ride a bus

10. Shop at the mall

11. Stay home

12. Go out in public

13. Breathe

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