Sunday, February 1, 2009

Questions the Magic 8 Ball cannot answer

  • Why don't my kids ever want to wear pants?
  • Why is there a stack of playing cards in the kitchen cabinet?
  • Wasn't my kitchen clean just, like, five minutes ago?
  • Why do they sell extra-cold bottles of water at a ski resort?
  • How the heck do computers work?
  • How come the Super Bowl is such a big event, yet Groundhog Day is largely ignored?
  • Where did these gnats come from?
  • When are they going to make a Magic 8 Ball that CAN answer my questions?

1 comment:

redmom said...

Where DO all those gnats come from? I've often wondered myself! LOL